TITLE: Pocket Aces Before The Flop
SUMMARY: It's about realizing you'd rather have an argument with her than anyone else in the world.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters, blah blah blah.
A/N: I actually started writing this before the You-Know-What, but once it happened I had to get this down.

( Pocket Aces Before The Flop )

TITLE: Exit Strategy
SUMMARY: "We should raise a toast to you, to me, and our comically mismatched weaponry."
RATING: PG-13 to Rish.
DISCLAIMER: Do I look like Quentin Tarantino? (Don't answer that question.) Also, no p0rn. Wait, come back!
CHARACTERS: Shosanna, Landa, Madame Mimeux (sort of my OC. ish.) Cameos by Zoller and Marcel.
A/N: I took the idea of Madame Mimeux and made her my own character. I haven't read the screenplay and yes, I realize she was played by a middle aged Chinese woman, but I made up my own idea of her. It's an AU to the movie. Sort of.
P.S. I can't believe y'all convinced me to write fic.

( Exit Strategy )

TITLE: Once Upon A Time, In Nazi-Ridden MacClaren's
SUMMARY: “We're obsessed with sex and violence,” Ted said in awe. “We are sick, sick people.” The gang decides they have sex way too much.
RATING: Er, PG-13? Nothing you wouldn't see on the show.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the show. The title came from the movie Inglourious Basterds, which I don't own either.
SPOILERS: Nothing you haven't seen in previews for Season Five. Mentions of Inglourious Basterds throughout, but no real spoilers for that, either.
A/N: The idea came from me being bored at work and amusing myself with this idea, but something happened on himym_roleplay that inspired me just to freakin' write the fic already.


( Once Upon A Time, In Nazi-Ridden MacClaren's )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait, part thirteen )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait (part twelve) )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.
A/N: Sorry this is so late. Real life is killing me. Kind of.

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TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait, part ten )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.


( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait, part eight )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.
A/N: Sorry this is late. My Internet died last night.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Castle.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Nope. Still don't own Castle.

( And In These Lonely Hours We Wait )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal. AU.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Nope. Still don't own Castle.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Nope. Still don't own Castle.


( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Castle, whatever.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am sad Castle is over for the season, so I wrote fanfic.

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait )

TITLE: And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait
SUMMARY: Disappearing high school kids lead Castle and Beckett on their most dangerous case ever. And this time, it's personal.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Castle, whatever.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am sad Castle is over for the season, so I wrote fanfic. This is the first in a series I'm planning, which I'll probably update on Mondays, to fulfill that void in my life. ;)

( And In These Lonely Hours, We Wait )

TITLE: My Lily, My Love
SUMMARY: It's not even cloudy. It's cold and bright and would have been a good day.
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: It's an AU of Season Two, so if you haven't seen that season, I recommend you do it before reading this.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: ANGST ALERT, I am not kidding. I don't know what made me do it. Maybe I just had the desire to torture someone other than Barney.

 TITLE: A Few Simple Guidelines
SUMMARY: This is a fic revolving around Jeff Murdock's Concepts from Coupling. Tthis sort of started as a plot bunny prompt on theninjareport. I do not know who came up with the idea, as I went back through the posts from January and it looks as if all posts are anonymous. So anyhoo. I thought this sounded like too much fun to pass up. I adjusted it a wee bit, though.
RATING: G - PG-13+
DISCLAIMER: I don't own either show. 
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Thanks to plot-bunny person, whoever you are! You don't ever have to have seen Coupling. This'll make sense to you if you haven't, trust me. I know because the only bit I've seen is that guy from POTC freaking out about seat cushions and Daleks. 

( A Few Simple Guidelines )

TITLE: Waiting
SUMMARY: Barney doesn't think he's heart-broken or anything like that. He wishes it would stop hammering in his chest like that, though, because it hurts.
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: Benefits
DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters.

( Waiting )